Quote of the Week

at 3:34 PM Thursday, October 25, 2012
Sad news from Cuba. Fidel Castro is — still alive. Today the Cuban government released a photo to prove it. When a government has to put out photos to prove you're alive, that means one thing — you're dying. It's like when a celebrity couple does an "at home" piece with a TV news-magazine. That means the divorce is imminent.
-- Craig Ferguson, host of The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, CBS, 10/24/12