The Castro Regime's Stupidest Quotes

Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Diario de Cuba has great online poll, which asks:

What is the stupidest thing ever said by a Castro regime official?

The three finalists are:

1. "If everyone was allowed to travel, it would jam up the skies."

(National Assembly President Ricardo Alarcon on why Cubans aren't allowed to enter and exit their own country at will).

2. "The Cuban Revolution has never been the butt of any joke among the Cuban people."

(Minister of Culture Abel Prieto, who is obviously unaware that the Cuban Revolution is the butt of most jokes in Cuba).

3.  "The exile community does not have enough money to invest in Cuba."

(Castro's Foreign Minister Bruno Rodriguez during a meeting in New York with a handful of ingenious Cuban-American sympathizers).